Straight Shooting

You know, in the end, Cheney mistaking a 6-foot-tall man for a quail isn't that much of a stretch. Let's have a look at some of the other times he's mistaken one thing for another:

• He mistook the Senate Floor for a New York subway
• He mistook hunting licenses for an optional donation
• He mistook the US Government for a Haliburton subsidiary
• He mistook the US Constitution for optional guidelines
• He mistook an Auschwitz memorial for an REI outlet sale
• He mistook Iraq for Iran