My New Car

I just bought Prius, fully loaded.

Not only is it immensely satisfying in a tree-hugging kind of way, but it comes loaded with so many gadgets and gizmos that I nearly drove off the road playing with the voice-activated navigation, bluetooth phone, cool screen that shows the ridiculous mileage I was getting and turning the radio on by saying 'radio'.

It's ugly in a charming kind of way, too...

Monday!

Yesterday, the Giants AND the Cowboys both won.

I should've known today would get off to a rocky start.

I walked into my company today, and:

• We have no phones.


• Someone plagiarized my work so blatantly they're either stupid, have no class, or are just evil.


• A new employee starting today came in to find out that his computer's busted.

Weeeeee......